Brisbane

Shitty city, ugly, humid, wet, sweaty, dirty, boring.

I'm going to kill myself!
Oh, my best friend went to Brisbane once

by Brizziesyxx January 31, 2010

brisbane

Most polluted city in Australia, yet the greatest

*Cough cough* Im dying..
Oh have another drink and sum beads

by kimmy booth June 29, 2005

brishin

the act of purpously tripping an old lady.

I was brishin this dirty old ho.

by Lo-raine September 16, 2008

Brisbian

A lesbian who is from Brisbane (Australia), total 100 footer, no sense of style, buzz cut and no idea where she is on the food chain.

I can’t believe that Brisbian is hitting on a femme hottie like me.

by Quin York October 21, 2009

brisbanian

A weird socially awkward unusually tall person with janky eyebrows

Know that girl Lucy? She's a brisbanian

by jankyeyebrows67 November 16, 2015

Brisbane Effect

This is an effect that appears to take place commonly within the city of Brisbane, Queensland where a couple consists of the female being overwhelmingly more attractive when compared to her boyfriend.

This is usually identified as a reacher-settler relationship however with the difference being that the female is completely ignorant of the fact she is insanely better looking then her boyfriend.

Jarrod: Damn that guy is punching well above his weight, his girlfriend is gorgeous.
Matt: That's Brisbane Effect at its finest. She doesn't even know how much better she could do.

by purplegiraffe11 August 20, 2013

Brisbane

The most dead boring town on the entire planet where nothing ever changes except the weather. Full of old people but still 30 years behind Sydney. Pretends to be a major city but is farrr from it. The food sucks and brisbanites usually survive purely off KFC, stale bread or rotten bananas from Coles. This atrocious diet usually results in most of the species looking like inbreds, except for some of the women, who for some strange reason are often drop dead gorgeous. Who knows what they're trying to impress though in this flat as town. Oh wait, sorry, it's far from flat and you can't even walk outside without burning 3000 calories. The worst thing though is probably the obsession over what school your kid goes to, as well as the massive number of toxic normies who pretend they don't know you (even though they have for 20 years).

Gareth to friend: "oh look that's Josh from high school"
... "Hi Josh!"
Josh pretends not to hear and walks right on past to his ute-

Friend: "welp. that's Brisbane for you!!"

by astray doomer September 14, 2022