brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

by Sexydimma October 16, 2012

summer brew

A party punch which consists of the combination of Beer, Vodka, and fruit punch or any fruit beverage. You can make summer brew with basically any type of beer, or liquor, and adding and trying different combinations just makes it better. Brother of jungle juice

"This summer brew tastes amazing, I can't believe the ingredients"

by Christopher Trap October 21, 2007

Brewhan

A Brohan with a beer in his hand.

The Brewhan ran down the street, beer in hand, twirling his shirt above his head like a propeller.

by Jake Lutz January 21, 2007

Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.

Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "

by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010

Brewhican

N. - when you open the refrigerator or cooler or wherever you keep your beer and discover there is only one left. I.e. the Last of the Brewhicans.

N. - When a group of you and your closest friends or brohicans are drinking brewhicans, while watching the Last of the Mohicans.

Bryson - Dude, there's only one fuckin' beer left?!
Josh - Yeah man! It's 'the Last of the Brewhicans!'

Josh - Hey Gwaves, you there?!
Graves - Yup?!
Josh - You got any beer in there?! I just drank the last of the brewhicans in here! Mind if I get a couple?!
Graves - Sure thing guy! C'mon over!
Josh - Thanks brohican! Ill be over in a minute! The Last of the Mohicans is about to end!

by JoshFire November 17, 2012

Brewbrave

Someone who attempts daring feats of bravery, but only when they're pissed or brewbrave.

He must be outta his mind or brewbrave to attempt that madness.

by wardswords December 1, 2016

Slaying brew

Definition- Drinking large amounts of beer with your bros.

We were over at this bitches house slaying brew.
Dude I have an 18 left over from last night... We should slay it.

by Lunkmaster March 10, 2010