by mEisMeYeS March 19, 2010
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Damn dude look, that BrendenFraiserTron posted another faggy facebook status about having a skinny weiner.
by John Holden January 14, 2010
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something or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.
"Man those guys are some real geniuses."
"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."
"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."
"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."
"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."
by dmayes123 June 4, 2011
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She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.
by mimiknows April 27, 2015
Get the breaded porkchop mug.The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014
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by gdftfhjhijuy January 12, 2008
Get the Bernadette mug.An awesome fun loving english/irish gentlemen. The most perfect person in the world. Give him anything to do and he will do it perfectly. This person is STRONG beyond recongnition. HE MAKES VIN DIESEL LOOK LIKE A BITCH@!! A charmer, a ladies man at birth. Women lining up for miles to FUCK HIM AT AS A CHILD! MALES ASK BUT BRENDEN SAYS FUCK NO!!!!! The best athlete ever to step on the earth. Good at tennis,snowboarding,basketball,and football. DONT FUCK WITH THIS GUY! P.S. all brendens are funny get used to it and shut the fuck up :D AND DEAD SEXY
ANY ELITE SPARTAN, PARTICULARLY LEONIDAS.
any #1 athlete, there name might be federer or nadal or shawn white... but no its not THEY LIE, its BRENDEN
any #1 athlete, there name might be federer or nadal or shawn white... but no its not THEY LIE, its BRENDEN
by ELITE KING/SPARTAN BRENDEN D.B September 7, 2009
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