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Brainer

Mauritian creole language. It means a boy masturbating.
Get sa pilon la kuman p brainer.
by Spookydevilman79720 November 20, 2022
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Simpleton-Brainer

The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
Who peed on the dog again?, it must be the simpleton-brainer.
by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020
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no brainer

People who are smart in a way people don't want and people just don't acknowledge

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"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."
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"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."
by dipshit123U()_(U)(*&& December 13, 2021
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occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of either occupational safety or overall health safety standards
Don't be idiotic enough to get wasted and then take to the wheel of a motor vehicle; I mean it's an occupation-brainer in terms of common sense safety standards, no?
by Sexydimma January 27, 2015
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No brainer

Any relationship where a partner won't give oral sex to the other they are called a no-brainer, therefore making it a no-brainer that you should not continue the relationship.
I like Kelly a lot but she one of those no brainers' and I can't stay with someone who doesn't give head.
by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025
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no brainer

“yo brad, this girl gave me dome while she had a concussion! i call that a no brainer
by kitkat2323 November 30, 2023
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Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.
He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.
by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025
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