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brainer

(noun) the cerebral equivalent of a boner; the act of being intellectually stimulated and titillated; when you have such a tantalizing and mentally arousing thought that your brain gets an erection.
I was scheming last night and devised such an ingenious plan that it gave me a raging brainer.
by Mr_Blue November 20, 2019
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Brainers

Someone born in the 00s and above. Baby brains.
He can’t help it, he’s a brainer. Fucking brainers.
by Transform45 October 7, 2021
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No brainer

Any relationship where a partner won't give oral sex to the other they are called a no-brainer, therefore making it a no-brainer that you should not continue the relationship.
I like Kelly a lot but she one of those no brainers' and I can't stay with someone who doesn't give head.
by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025
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no brainer

“yo brad, this girl gave me dome while she had a concussion! i call that a no brainer
by kitkat2323 November 30, 2023
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no brainer

People who are smart in a way people don't want and people just don't acknowledge

Examples(No_brainer)

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"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."
}
"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."
by dipshit123U()_(U)(*&& December 13, 2021
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No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.
Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.
by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018
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occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of occupational safety, common sense and other overall health standards
It's an occupation-brainer to not get wasted and take to the wheel of a motor vehicle
by Sexydimma March 31, 2017
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