Brakets and wires in your mouth that will permently get you the nickname "braceface" which is not a complement
by iamaweirdojustaweirdguy May 1, 2019
Get the Braces mug.A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.
OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
by RedNine August 10, 2022
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A form of torture.
Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!
“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“For how long?”
“A year”
“Kill yourself”
Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!
“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“For how long?”
“A year”
“Kill yourself”
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023
Get the braces mug.the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.
by Beckley August 14, 2009
Get the braces lump mug.Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.
by SolarMoth December 13, 2010
Get the Braces Job mug.When your boyfriend or girlfriend has braces and gives you a hickey leaves HUGE marks from his/her braces.
Tucker gave me a HUGE braces hickey. To make it worse I had to go see my bestfriends family they next day.
by Julia with a braces hickey May 9, 2009
Get the Braces Hickey mug.1. To have sex with a person of young age
2. To have sex with someone and feel as though they were of young age, e.g inexperienced or shy
3. To have your pubes gets stuck in a girls mouth contraption and therefore get bad oral sex.
2. To have sex with someone and feel as though they were of young age, e.g inexperienced or shy
3. To have your pubes gets stuck in a girls mouth contraption and therefore get bad oral sex.
- So how was it last night with that chick you left with?
- Totally a braces job man, she was a virgin
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I'm gonna do that little filly tonight, I don't care if its a braces job.
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- My young cousin keeps giving me the braces job eye all the time, I might just go for it
- You're sick man, shes 17
- She's hawt!
- Totally a braces job man, she was a virgin
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I'm gonna do that little filly tonight, I don't care if its a braces job.
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- My young cousin keeps giving me the braces job eye all the time, I might just go for it
- You're sick man, shes 17
- She's hawt!
by abragag December 16, 2008
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