Book

A Book is like .. a non-volatile, stable database that does not lose data no matter how many times you drop it, spill your beer on it, or close it incorrectly. Books are more stable even than Optical Media. Storage is only limited by the amount of space and volume that the owner can physically carry. Some storage units seem to last for years, and whilst the background colour or 'fill' of the pages may degrade to a kind of #F5F5DC beige, the actual data is still readily retrievable.

Books were used for storage before computers. The only reason computers were invented was due to the poor fire retardant properties of the base materials used in the manufacture of books (especially those books used to upset the tribal elders of religious groups) and because books were easy to steal data from. Books have also been used to store ideas for Movies That No-one Has Made Yet.

Bill: 'What's that in your backpack next to your lappie?'
Ted: 'It's a book'
Bill: 'WoW, that's 2665 !'

by KeithMyArthe September 23, 2012

unwritten book of the road

(n.) An imagined book about hitchiking. The first rule is to carry out the incentive to give head.

Here's a line, and on this side of it we ain't gay.

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

Book Jerker

short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)

by fisherstaples October 19, 2009

jungle book

The area found between the legs of a women. AKA
-vagina
-pussy
-happy hole
-peperment patty
-cherry pie
-friut juicer
-cunt
-Moopy Moop
-South of the border

I read her jungle book like a five year old who just learned how to read and is on crystal meth.

by Your^Herpes May 8, 2005

dot book

the ultimate evil. small notebook hanging from a shoelace containing drill sets, note to self and the occasional piece of gum that you WERE NOT chewing at practice. usually used by marching bands, colorguards and drum cores

oops. im screwed. my dot book is at home. my instructor is gonna make me push until my arms fall off

by zabethnightstar December 13, 2007

personal book

The collection of random stories that someone keeps to tell, usually to be funny, that usually aren't true.

Logan: hey man, whats up?
Robert: aww nothin, but guy, the other day i was so high, i was running down my street screaming random shit
Logan: did you get that from your personal book?

by appledude69 November 1, 2009

Analog Book

Commonly referred to as "Books" by people of the time, these objects were used by people as their source of reading before the eBook. Operated by turning pieces of paper that contained words written in actual ink. During this time people were inconvenienced by driving downtown and checking these materials out for free at a "Public Library," which was a place that loaned books out for a 2 week period.

Guy #1) Hey, what is that?

Guy #2) It's J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye."

Guy #1) Umm, where is the On/Off switch?

Guy #2) It's an Analog Book, I just turn the pages of paper.

Guy #1) Wow, where did you get that at?

Guy #2) At the Public Library.

by James Edward Dean January 31, 2010