Only bought this dress, so you could take it off. 

This is lyrics from Taylor swift's song ''dress''. (Album: "reputation") This is clearly her most sexualized lyrics from her music career, this lyrics also caused a huge shock in fandom.

Joe Alwyn: -Wow awesome dress, honey
Taylor Swift: - Thanks sweetie, only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

Only bought this dress, so you could take it off. by noitsluka August 1, 2019

You bought an N-Gage, didn't you? 

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an N-Gage. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought a Sega 32X, didn't you?"

Bob: I want to see the Olson Tiwn's new movie!
Bill: You bought an N-Gage didn't you?

Luke: Terence, wheres you kitchen?
Terence: Right over there luke!
*Luke gets lost in the basement*
Terence: Luke! You moron! Your in the basement!?
Mr.Harris: Luke bought an N-Gage didn't he?

You bought an N-Gage, didn't you? by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Disney bought Marvel 

Proof of the impending apocalypse that will eradicate all existence on Earth.

Guy 1: Holy crap Disney bought marvel
Guy 2: What the'll ruin it like they did to Mickey Mouse and Miley Cyrus's relationship with her dad!
Guy 1: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD QUICK CALL CNN WARN EVERYONE!!!!!!

Disney bought Marvel by Born to be mild June 18, 2011

you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

you broke it, you bought it by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

Built not Bought 

A phrase used by car enthusiasts. It means the current owner of the car in question has paid for and/or done all the work to it themselves, rather than buying it pre-modified or renovated by a previous owner. This commands great respect by fellow enthusiasts.

My Chevrolet is built not bought

Built not Bought by YourAHarryWizard August 13, 2019

I just bought broccoli lol 

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

I just bought broccoli lol by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

Shoulda bought a Honda 

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

Shoulda bought a Honda by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022