C higgle bitties

A straight fucking o.g man he's as thug as they come. If u need a bitch on your dick call this man he always knows where to find them. When you are around him he is always texting at least 5 bitties at once. All u gotta do is say "where da bitches at"... HE KNOWS. The only down side to this character is he gets drunk off of 1 beer literally.

EXCELLENT DANCER, he knows everything the stanky leg , the jerk everything
Very charming he is very suave.

-Where da bitches at?
- Idk ask c higgle bitties

by mafffffy February 17, 2010

bottig

A man who indulges in older women because their lack of menstruation.

Dude, Alex is such a bottig, his girlfriend is like 55, and her boobs are sagging. But at least he can screw her all month. Lucky bottig.

by Michael T Mazza March 27, 2009

tig ol' bitties

the biggest set of tits youv set your virgin eyes on

I went over to kims house and her tig ol' bitties were like"snap"

by chase October 24, 2003

bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"

Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy

by DharmaZen May 31, 2004

Ass Betting

Betting money that one doesn't have.

U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!

by Howard_HUZE May 9, 2017

tig ol' bitties

1: Big, fat ass titties that are incredibly large and juicy. Enjoyed by both males and females everywhere.

2: Titties that are incredibly large in porportion to the female body they are attached to.

1: "Now Ms. I'm gonna half to axe you to flop dem tig ol' bitties on this herr table."

2: "DAMN!!!! Lorenda's got some TIG OL' BITTIES!!!

by Bide September 22, 2005

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009