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clouf-booter 

An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!
That clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!
clouf-booter by ThePrarieNigger February 23, 2014
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cooter booter 

Similar to the cunt punt, a cooter booter is when you kick someone in the cooter because they have wronged you, pissed you off, or are a disgrace to humanity.
That bitch stole my parking spot, let's give her the cooter booter.
cooter booter by AngelaMay blahhaha December 28, 2007

fruit booter 

A negative term used to insult a roller blader
Skater Kid: Man, that guy is such a fruit booter, skateboarding actualy takes SKILL!

PuTTy Booter 

What script kiddies of HackForums uses to boot people offline. Usually not realizing that it shouldn't be called PuTTy booter but instead a VPS Booter.
L33T Hacker: Hey Omni get rid of the skids selling PuTTy Booters
Omniscient: No

Super Booter 

Like a "booter" only with hip, or chest, waders. Imagine getting cold water trapped to you up to your bellybutton. That's a Super Booter!
Tannis fell into the marsh with hip waders on and got a Super Booter. She was pissed!
Super Booter by privd1 November 7, 2012

muck booter 

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.
Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.
muck booter by Lumberjack192 January 10, 2014