Mr. Bonar

Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.

Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck

by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020

bonafide hustler

Someone that is either trusted or feared by all. This kind of person knows how to get chedder either by selling drugs,rolling dice,pimpin, etc.

you will never know a bonafide hustler..

by Alexander Chavez May 13, 2005

bonadroit

Skillful and/or clever — i.e. the opposite of maladroit. Although it denotes the same characteristics as adroit, it has the added value of making its user appear even more pompous. Humorously ironical employment is possible, iff the speaker's swagger was phenomenal.

Nobody who was socially bonadroit would actually use the word "bonadroit," as it just confuses people.

by PBMax March 9, 2008

three pack bonanza

Shrink wrapped package of three older pornographic magazines. Black shrink wrap prevents seeing what magazines you are getting. Usually found in cheap liqour stores.

"I am the keeper of the three pack bonanza"

by Big_Dan May 25, 2006

Bonaduce

The quintessential angry ex-child star. He's short, he's overbuilt and he's got an attitude.

That dude got me so aggro I went Bonaduce on him!

by moontrout September 26, 2005

blonah jumstein

Having performed falatio on an uncircumcised Jew.

Do you like schmucks? Have you ever blonah jumstein?

by MrJiggles May 17, 2006

bona fide

1. adj. genuine.

2. adj. (slang) complete.

1. He's a bona fide French chef.

2. You're a bona fide idiot.

by kadatz May 19, 2010