No Bookmarked

When you are supposed to have read a book and the test is the next day and you stay up the night before and read the book all the way through.

Jim: Bro, did you read "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"?
Joe: Yeah man, I no bookmarked that thing so hard last night!
Jim: Nice!

by CollegeRush November 15, 2011

Bookmark

The relationships you have after the death of a spouse but before finding another one.

I started dating a guy after my husband passed, I thought he was my chapter 2, turns out he was just a bookmark between chapters.

by Abbeyskiki July 12, 2023

Bookmark

When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.

Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.

by Mack Daddy 88 July 21, 2024

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

food bookmark

keep a pouch of sweetcorn in your wallet like 6 or 7 bits, when you have had a really nice meal out and want to know the value within your body then eat the sweetcorn, check your poop over next few days and once the sweetcorn is visible you know that meal has been pooped out.

That meal at "insert expensive restaurant name" had a food bookmark of 5 days

by justICEmanp April 26, 2023

Bookmark this

Let's mark this as a point to revist/come back to a later point. Let's pause this conversation here

Let's agree to bookmark this

by magic miles May 04, 2015