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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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bookmark location

Adding a web page to a list of favourites for easier future accessibility.
Be well advised to bookmark location for future refernce.
by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008
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Add to bookmark bar

This was above the Uban dictionary. You just got bored that this is on how you have fun now.
Add to bookmark bar. Is to save it
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Sneaky bookmark

When you accidentally send a copied porn link within an unrelated communication, but can use that communication to revisit said link.
Had an inquiry on my resume, but responded with a sneaky bookmark. Guess I'll save that email for later.
by SycOG13 May 26, 2022
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food bookmark

keep a pouch of sweetcorn in your wallet like 6 or 7 bits, when you have had a really nice meal out and want to know the value within your body then eat the sweetcorn, check your poop over next few days and once the sweetcorn is visible you know that meal has been pooped out.
That meal at "insert expensive restaurant name" had a food bookmark of 5 days
by justICEmanp April 26, 2023
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Bookmark

When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.
Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.
by Mack Daddy 88 July 21, 2024
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