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Weather Boner

The erection that local weathermen get when there is the possibility that severe weather may cause damage, and they get to pre-empt your regular programming.
Mark Murray could barely hide his weather boner while reporting that certain parts of the city could see the possibility of a hint of a thundercloud.
by Wordsmiter June 11, 2009
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meat boner

pseudo-sensual arousal provoked by aggressively ingesting a large portion of red meat.
My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.
by asprovost April 20, 2011
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why boner

getting a boner for some reason you can't explain; getting a boner when you consciously know you shouldn't be having one. (see: should not want)
you: why boner?

boner: because.
by broanon May 13, 2011
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hate boner

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.
Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021
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math boner

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.
I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!
by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014
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Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.
by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012
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boner wave

Guys get erections every morning, all around the world, every day. Every time the Earth spins into its full morning cycle, every adult male has already had a boner. So that means that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years!
The feeling of being in a boner wave is amazing!
by sSkippy January 13, 2015
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