beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

by Barnaldo the Chez January 06, 2005

mr bonnet

Is a TERM strictly used to refer to the male penis.

My mr bonnet is bigger then your

by John Mayors October 03, 2006

bonnet bash

when u lay a woman over the bonnet of your car and take her from behind.

i took her down the alley, where we were caught bonnet bashing

by Shid-E May 28, 2006

Bonnet Bay

A suburb in the shire where people have literally died of boredom. There is no trainline and only 2 roads in and out, reports of inbreeding are common and widespread.

Steve: Hey man i went to Bonnet bay the other day and i saw a guy with 3 arms.
Gary: Yeah that's pretty common in bonnet bay, there's nothing to do there so they breed with family members.

by Ten4 December 03, 2009

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 12, 2002

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 10, 2005

bonnet babe

An idealized wife in a patriarchal society. One who solely wants to cook, clean, and wear dresses without any interesting in reading, thinking, or participating in academic circles. A woman who spends her formative years solely learning the arts of homemaking and baking bread; eventually to marry rich and spend the rest of her days doing just that.

Not to be confused with trophy wife.

"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a bonnet babe!"
"Gaston must have thought Belle was a real bonnet babe to fall for him"

by TheSchizzlest December 29, 2016