Boner

when your horny and your dick stands up

when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a boner and it showed through my speedos

by phureshh September 7, 2009

bonerring

a large number of guys giving and recieving anally forming a circle

I heard there was a 50 guy bonerring at the gay club last night

by danbomb July 24, 2008

Boner

Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.

Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.

by P-Boo March 3, 2011

Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

by Danimal F. May 9, 2008

boner

when captain winkie stands at attention

"dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked"

by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017

Boner

A mistake, so like Boner Donor.

“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”

“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 21, 2021