blarcissism

n. The devotion of more time to self-centered online activities (blogging, social networking, etc.) than to work, school, and/or family. A mash-up of blogging and narcissism.

Also, blarcissist: n. One who practices blarcissism.

In the year 3000, after the smoke of the blarcissism epidemic clears, Homo sapiens place themselves on the endangered species list, citing low birth rates due to a lack of actual human-to-human contact.

Also: Did you hear that Tom's wife took off with the kids after she found his blogger, myspace, and facebook profiles? Nobody had any idea he was such a blarcissist.

by ipostupost.com March 20, 2008

Blargha

Bored, Frustrated, Annoyed, bummed

ex1 There is nothing to do, Blargha

ex1 Damn it, Blargha

ex3 This is to Blargha

by Jam_Jam May 11, 2008

blargalarg

A word derived from my weird Graphic design roommate who has a mustache fetish. To be speechless, overly exasperated, in a state of insanity.

Karen gasped at her burnt toast, "Blargalarg!"

by looeyfilm February 1, 2010

Blargenstine

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"

A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.

by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010

Blarch

Sloppy fat person; a slob or grossly overweight individual

He needs to lose weight; he’s become a total blarch.

by Big Tummy June 22, 2018

Blarb

A word that is an exuberance of emotion as a result of boredom.

The first guy: HEY BUDDY! What's up? Other guy: Blarb.

by Carlow Motowski December 25, 2004

blargenfadibblenohich

Term used on Spongebob Squarepants to slow Sandy down. Also slang in the Idaho Panhandle for miscelaneous words.

Blargenfadibblenohich! Thats the fuckin shit.

"Bet you cant say anything to slow me down" "Blargenfadibblenohich!" "That slowed me down, but I'm still goin"

by Snuggleplush March 10, 2004