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bored wank 

Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do.
I'm sure that bored wanking increases during summer vacation.
bored wank by DFDSFSsdfsdf June 25, 2008
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bobedibo 

something you call your overweight dog when youre about to give him/her food or just see if they react.

its a Norwegian slang that comes from Rjukan.
Dog owner: Bobedibo!
*dog comes running for food.*
bobedibo by fourstwenty April 26, 2021

im bored (I'm bored, I am bored, IM BORED, I. AM. BORED., i'm bored) 

dum da dum bup a doodly doo boopa ba beep, oh, OH, sorry. You're done with life, school, work, or whatever, for you to find this, that and u got nothin to do, ur disinterested in everything. (Go listen to Never Gonna Give You Up, Megalovania, or any other meme song until you like it unironically. Find the newest memes on Youtube or Tik Tok (if ur into that kind of thing). Make a new word on Urban Dictionary... :0 Watch Jacksepticeye play indie games. Watch Markiplier play 3 scary games. Watch Crankgameplays.... be an adorable goofball. You come up with possibilities. Buy that lil cute thing u found at the store. Get that scented candle. Talk to ur best friend. Hang out w them, if possible. Go on a bike ride. Watch some videos you never got around to. And that book w dust on it. The list goes on and on.)
im bored (I'm bored, I am bored, IM BORED, I. AM. BORED., i'm bored) and I have nothing to do. I'm gonna watch some gameplay

Uber baked 

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc
Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked

I'm super bored 

You really have to have no life to look this up. But since you did...

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Here is some one whipping and nay-naying at the same time
Nobody likes when I'm super bored, because I eat to much cheese

I'm bored 

One way for an excuse to text people randomly
Ginny: I'm bored!
Max: Okay so hows your day goin
I'm bored by HolzLaim February 12, 2022