biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Wet Apple Bobbing

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.

During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

bibliograffiti

graffiti that consists of Bible verses or other Christian slogans/images

Common instances of bibliograffiti are John 3:16 and the Jesus fish

by atds January 30, 2009

Friendly Bobbin'

When a person makes overtly obvious attempts to befriend others in an effort to avoid confrontation. Friendly Bobbin' is usually done out of fear and is ultimately perceived as a form of submission. (Sai-en Gant definition)

They got on yo ass and now you Friendly Bobbin' so you won't get yo ass whooped again huh!?

by Sai-en August 21, 2012

Bobbing

Most commonly associated with a game involving apples, bobbing is a term used to describe the motion of ones head or upper torso when giving oral sex to a male.

I like to hold her hair and look her in the eyes when she's bobbing on my knob.

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

bobalido sled

when a man is having sex from behind on top of a stairway then grabs the woman's arms and rides her down the stairs

i gave the teacher a bobalido sled so we could have a sub for the rest of the year

by extreme dan July 5, 2006

bibliofecosis

the immediate need to defecate brought on by proximity to reading materials. can be triggered by single books, this usually refers to the urge being brought on in a bookstore of sorts.
found on a reddit thread

Stitchopoulis can't walk into a bookstore without immediately being hit with a bout of bibliofecosis, and having to find the bathroom to take a shit.

by grunzer November 22, 2010