board king 

Not to be mistaken as "board warrior", the board king doesn't need to engage in any argument. He simply tells the other board warrior to take a hike, and an agreement is met.

board warrior: That's not true, according to...

board King: "Insert words of greatness here"

board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.

board king by KeyzL2 November 12, 2006

board rage

Board Rage:

Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.

Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.

Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.

board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !

board rage by LaPierre January 20, 2008

board buster 

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.

watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.

board buster by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009

Board Time 

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.

Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."

Board Time by Takun123 March 14, 2010

board whore 

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends

"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."

board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

board meeting 

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.

Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"

board meeting by nigrodha February 3, 2007

Board Meeting 

Taking a Shit

Man I had a board meeting earlier and it was rough

Board Meeting by darkvortex August 27, 2009