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an act that must be done in council bluffs, iowa. A whore walks on all fours through a line of guys on each side and they all cum on her as she goes by.
Yeah, that bitch got a council bluffs carwash last night, she's such a whore.
by Supersievers3 March 24, 2008
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bluff call

A risky strategy in poker in which a player calls down a hand when they, in fact, have nothing, giving away their chips. A strategy first invisioned and acted upon by a poker pioneer from Lexington, KY named Sam.
Will: All-in
Sam: Call ... oops
*Will rakes in chips*
John to Nick: There goes Sam with that ingenious bluff call again.
by nkurkjy July 3, 2007
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Call a bluff

When someone pretends to be about to do something, and another person challenges them to actually do it.

Originally from poker, when someone acts like they have good cards and their opponent makes them prove it.

The aim of a bluff is to scare or intimidate someone. The use in poker is so that an opponent will quit the round.
He said he was about to leave her forever, in an effort to make her jealous, but she called his bluff and made him leave.

I've always wanted to call a bluff, and I got my chance when the student told me his dog had died. His mother said they had never owned an animal.
by AnkhianMorePork October 31, 2011
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The Bluff

NOUN
1. A specific area located in Northwest Atlanta west of Georgia Tech and the Georgia Dome, roughly ten blocks square to a side with Northwest Highway, Bankhead Highway, Ashby Street, and Simpson Road as its traditional borders. Known for its high crime rate and illegal drug activity, especially Boy, or heroin.

Xrefs: the phrases Bankhead Nigga, Boy, and Georgia Dome all originated in the Bluff.

2. More recently, a generic term for any urban high intensity drug trafficking area in the Dirty South.
"I thug, I tuff, I get paid from the block to the Bluff." (From the Rap Song "Too Addicted")
by James P Brawley March 20, 2005
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Bluff Blockers

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School

A school consisting of egotistical, thrasher wearing, penny board riding, ped gang joining, soon to be frat boys, and ass out short wearing, titty showing, nude sending, dick sucking girls. Teachers are dtf you on the low. Your grades don’t matter if you’re on varsity, and it’s ok to fuck in the bathroom, and DO NOT forget about Vape Nation baby we gotta smoke up in the bathroom too. We are the pride and joy because we’re better then everybody else. God bless ‘merica
Betty: The kids at Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School just make me sad. Those children need some Jesus in there life
Linda: Haven’t you heard?
Linda: They’re trying to build another school to make more of them.
Betty: Oh Lord! May god be with them.
by littlekittymeowmeow July 17, 2018
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Council Bluffs

An ok town across the river from Omaha, Nebraska. There are 5 notable types of people here:

- Homeless (Northwest CB)

- Trashy (South CB/Twin City)

- Dreamers (West CB)

- Rich (East CB)

- Filthy Rich (Northeast CB)
Council Bluffs has a few attractions such as the Squirrel Cage Jail, RailsWest museum, and Union Pacific museum, but other than that it's nothing but trash. Druggies are everywhere on the streets, fatass prostitutes fill the South, and the east/northeast areas are filled with snobby rich people. 5 railroads operate in CB. They include:
- UP (Union Pacific)

-BNSF (Burlington Northern Santa Fe)

-KCS (Kansas City Southern
-CN (Canadian National)

-IAIS (Iowa Interstate Railway)

Overall, the town is almost like a ripoff of Omaha, although technically Omaha is a ripoff of Council Bluffs since Council Bluffs was first to use some advancements Omaha uses today.
I got AIDS from that fat bitch I fucked yesterday over in Council Bluffs.
by The Wing Man March 20, 2019
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