text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016

Blobe

Biggest load of bullshit ever

My friend: Dude the last line is Blobe
Me: What's Blobe?
My friend: BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT EVER
Me: Yeah thats mad

by partyatmine38 January 9, 2010

blob

a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank

Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters

by yrba1 April 12, 2009

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

by crash2burn April 4, 2010

Blob

What you call a big fat guy named BOB.

Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.

by the howboucha guy March 6, 2008

blobulate

1. To mold/form into blobs.

2. To break a larger form into smaller blobular pieces.

Example: When you drop something liquid, it usually blobulates after hitting the ground.

Example: In Terminator 2.. After the scene where the terminator was shattered into peices.. It blobulated, returned to his previous form.

by Quintin Paulson September 12, 2005

Blobtard

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

by Selfemployed July 31, 2012