Blurtation

A condition in which your brain temprarily quits functioning correctly causing you to look stupid.

A mistake

Dude, that band was having a major blurtation when they wrote that lyric.

by wow, personal. March 15, 2011

Blowtard

1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.

2: A generally annoying younger cokehead

God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.

by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005

Blorts

Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.

I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.

by Johnny! April 28, 2008

Blorange

When a child or person is faced with the decision of having either orange or blackcurrant squash, and in an attempt to rebel against the world of squash they mix small quantities of both together, and hence call it blorange.

Person: Would you like orange or blackcurrant?
Child: I want Blorange!

by whatevertrevor June 1, 2011

blorange

to epically fail, or fail miserably.

made in an attempt to create a word that rhymes with orange.

Kanye West bloranged at the VMA's when he cut off Taylor Swifts thank you speech.

by ILoveBagelBites September 28, 2009

blorange

The greatest tasting drink known to man, created at Xavier University consitsting of 6 secret ingredients

Whats that in your cup is it beer? Nah its BLORANGE bitch

by Blorange CFO A.W September 14, 2011

Blowtard

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.

Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.

by worow December 9, 2008