BLARGLEFLABERSTEMPF

(Prounounced blahr-gull-flah-berr-stemp-fff)
The above is used solely as an ice breaker or a silence breaker. When awkward silence strikes, BLARGLEFLABERSTEMPF will be there to save the day!

BLARGLEFLABERSTEMPF can be shortened to BLARGLE or just BLA.

Teen A (in response to Teen B): Soooo, yeah. I guess I do like cheese.

Teen B: Yeah...that's pretty cool.
-awkward silence ensues-
Teen C: BLARGlEFLABERSTEMPF.
-everyone bursts out laughing-
Teen A and Teen B: Dude, you're such an ass.

by D!zzy September 13, 2007

blorgus

The act of sneezing on someone's inner thigh while naked

Im going to preform blorgus on you

by Anal ass ranch February 22, 2017

Blargle

The name of the flying walrus

Hey dude look! It's Blargle the Flying Walrus!

by Blargalicious March 31, 2009

blargle

Synonym for "ick," "yuck," "eww," etc.

"Look at that chick wearing leg warmers with high heels!"

"Blargle!"

by gothchiq July 19, 2007

Blorblasm

Resilient in texture, Incessant in recurrance, a blorblasm is similar to ectoplasm in most of its physical traits but is unique to humans. It typically takes place after modern sinning,(lying to thyself) and is believed be a flushing of fatal levels of guilt and and emotional distress.

After I spent all night giving my dying aunt the cold-shoulder, I had to retire to the bathroom and deposit a few pints of blorblasm in the tub drain. This stuff doesn't fit down the toilet all at once.

by Mentl November 19, 2005

Blarglesnipe

/blarg/el/snype n.
1.The opposite of hard facts, Stories containing; lies, nonsense, rumor, speculation, falsehoods or exagerrations.
2.An exclamation indicating that one does not believe what is being said. Less common bullshit.

(Ending of a story that is Quite hard to believe) ..and then after the firemen left and police had arrested the stripper and animal control rounded up the python, my mother pulled up.
-Someone of incredulous notoriety
Blarglesnipe! That's absolute Blarglesnipe!
-A non believing audience member

by Nash Reece December 24, 2008

Blurgle

When your girlfriend gargles while giving you a blowjob.

Sally blurgled Tommy, the whole school was talking about it!

by Scat Daddy Jenkins November 27, 2012