Blooper

Those squids in the Mario games.
They are a bitch to escape when you are swimming, totally vulnerable to them unless you have a fire flower or a cape.

A blooper attacked me when I was trying to swim towards that mushroom, taking my last life!

by Loodeedoo January 29, 2009

Blooper

1. A mistake
2. An embarassing scene or action.
Usually applies to TV

"Linda made a big blooper last night when she fell down on the set."

by mademoiselle September 22, 2003

booner

an australian insult used for people of below average intelligence

tell them booner caketakers to piss off back to australia

by adam h March 1, 2005

Bloner

A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner

I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner

by Mike Melton (aka your dad) April 7, 2015

Late Bloomer

referred to someone who develops a skill later than usual. usually referred to a player who signs a contract in his early twenties in association football.

he is not playing that well in his teens', maybe he is a late bloomer.

by khurn October 13, 2012

mind blowner

Mind-Blowner(n) - 1. The act of having something so awesome happen, your mind is somehow blown so hard, much like a blow job.

Tanner- dude that girl is so hot!
Zach- Yea man im getting a Mind Blowner.
Tanner- Damn man me too!

by tannerandzachdoeeeee October 3, 2013

Bloner

A line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect penis.

The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.

That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.

After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!

by Akosh April 23, 2009