Leggy Blonde

A blonde lady with extremely gorgeous legs, also the name of a song by "Flight of the Conchords"

Rhys: Leggy Blonde
Everyday I look across the office floor

There you where your hair down to your legs

And your legs down to the floor

by Dyaaar December 11, 2009

blonde

A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.

Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.

by Nonegiven33 November 14, 2006

blonde-dyke

A slang term meaning 'white lesbian'. Possibly re-appropriated to mean "assertiveness" and "toughness".

"Hey Chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dykes?"

"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."

by offthewhim December 11, 2007

jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Blonded

Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙

“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler

by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020

bloggerate

When a real-world news article gets reworded and obliterated by someone's personal opinions and bias, then the article is picked back up by another news source, thus, spreading misinformation, or severely tainted information, to the masses. Could also be viewed as a digital version of the childrens' game known as telephone.

Joe: Hey, did you see this article about the clown that drove his car into a swimming pool? The article says he was on drugs.

Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.

Joe: Oh. I hate that.

by compact asian April 25, 2010

Bloggerkreft

Raw material used by bloggers to manipulate the truth into a lie for political or partisan reasons. "Bloggerkreft" is a collection of facts that are not necessarily related but useful in creating a narrative that fit a desired storyline.

Sure the DIA is down today, but that's just bloggerkreft. We won't know what it really means until the monthly jobs report.

by Diacritic March 10, 2011