Blobber

One who frequents pleasure such as that of excess food and spending whole paychecks on prostitutes in establishments such as Tijuana, Mexico.

Omar is such a Blobber. Its payday and he asked me to drive him to TJ, but not before we stop by hometown buffet. His treat.

by MrGB December 19, 2013

blosberfish

to be the biggest hater in the world

ur being a blosberfish rn bodhi 😒

by notyuliana February 4, 2023

Blonker

A guy or girl shits in their hand and gives a handjob.

Ayo laquesha, gimme a blonker real quick.

by Ben and Louie August 5, 2011

bloner

A bloner is a loaner boner. A person must go the boner bank and request a boner loan. If their boner-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his boner will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. Once loaned, a loaned boner may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.

"Your bloner is approved."

by Turtle turtle October 22, 2006

blonger

A blogger spreading discreditable news about his fellow bloggers - out of pure envy of course.

A blonger is like a war/power monger. Perhaps he
can´t help himself. Suffers from some kind of personality
disorder.

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

blonderister

when you are having a fight about who is more blond.

i'm blond.
i'm blonder.
i'm blonderest.
i'm blonderister!

by Andera February 21, 2006

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003