blogger

derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.

You'll find plenty crappy bloggs on the net.

by The Crow January 24, 2004

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.

The freeway blogger put up some signs the other day and no one cared.

by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009

The Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 26, 2008

Emo Blogger

One who only uses blogs to bitch about how bad their life is, even though nobody ever reads them.

Dear Livejournal,

My mom wouldn't let me go to the Panic at the Disco concert, then my cat fell off the roof and my girlfriend broke up with me, so I"m going to go cut myself now
:)

</3 emo blogger

by Thnx4thmmrs July 1, 2008

bloggerina

the prima donna of the blogosphere who takes blogging to a whole new level into an art form. May or may not be wearing a tutu while blogging -- has an unhealthy obsession with the color pink.

That bloggerina's blog is really pink!

by Haemi February 5, 2005

frosty blodgett

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.

The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.

by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011

The Bodger

An Aussie Kiss, but with an aggressive use of tongue. like when Bodger the Blacksmith does his "HELELELELE!"

Verb: Bodgering

Boy: Want an Aussie kiss?
Girl: I want The Bodger.

by his_mum March 25, 2023