Definitions by ScarletThePussy
The Freeway Blogger
A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.
The Freeway Blogger by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009