The Freeway Blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008

bodged

To have rushed and/or badly completed a task.

"That's well bodged."

by William Squires September 2, 2006

bludge

1.when you dont have to do any work eg. in class

2. when you just lay around all day

1.that was such a bludge lesson

2. i just bludged all day

by spamy April 5, 2003

The Freeway Blogger

A troublesome California hippie with way too much time on his hands. He uses his ample inheritance to create signs with nonsensical loony messages in the hopes of boosting his low self esteem. Despite his trekking around the freeways of California, he still manages to maintain his gut and his man-boobs. He also takes it in the dumper.

I saw a sign posted by the Freeway Blogger the other day and it made me think "wow, there really are some idiots in this world".

by Freewayblogger1 October 17, 2008

bludgeon

the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him.

by russian123 January 12, 2011

bledge

(n) A ball ledge. The place on a man's inner thighs upon which, when seated, his balls rest. Usually characterized by smooth, hairless skin.

Sitting with his overweight cat on his lap, the man felt undue pressure on his bledge.

by clarified butter January 5, 2011

bloggers

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

by astro_man23 May 14, 2011