Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
by christine sixteen November 21, 2010
by masadidas October 28, 2009
This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.
Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.
by inkmarqued March 28, 2009
A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.
Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.
I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.
Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.
I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.
Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.
by Tyskie81 February 02, 2009
I used every shade of bronzer in my make-up kit to make my cheek bones reappear after a heavy weekend bender left them hidden under the party bloat in my face.
by LouLouL March 08, 2012
After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.
Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.
Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.
by roundandsound June 01, 2011
by PatsyWB November 14, 2018