blitzkrieg

To fuck a respectable girl and then burn down her house and kill her family.

I totally blitzkrieged Mary the other night.

by Mantaray6 December 17, 2008

blitzkrieg chatter

refers to a person talking so fast and seamlessly that you are unable to react to or comment on anything being said

I had some great advice to give, but I couldn't cut through the blitzkrieg chatter.

by jmusc February 5, 2010

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

blitzkrieg

It is a sexual move where the male is hitting that shit from the back (doggie style) and you pretend like your about to cum. Then, you pull out and spit on her back, but keep the real jizz ready to go. When she turns around to see the mess you made, you hit her in the face with all of your next generations (sperm). Laugh it off then get a sharpie and draw a swastika (fuck if i know how to spell) on her lower back and put a tally mark below it. Now, everytime you fool her, stick another tally mark under the symbol. So now when you see a girl with a bunch of tallys, she either likes it, or is a dumbass mother fucker.

Yo, shit cuz, i fucking pulled a blitzkrieg on my bitch then dumped her ass, fucktard bitch.

by Fus10n July 21, 2006

Blitzkriegz

To evacuate from every orifice onto ones lover.
This includes vomiting, peeing and defecation.

Last night my girlfriend let me Blitzkriegz on her chest

by Alaric Beaz October 13, 2008

Blitzkrieg bop

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian

We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy

by Oliver 31770 July 14, 2007

Blitzkrieged

Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.

"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"

"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."

by Lt Frosty January 16, 2009