Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.
Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is
nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in
mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to
pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin
For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver,
Bella French,
Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy:
Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your
boyfriend will like them
