freeway blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettP March 19, 2008

bigger person

The person that does the right thing despite not being advantageous to oneself. It is a type of moral high ground.

Though Ricky was a renowned black belt and could have easily beat the snot out of the inebriated sot, he was the bigger person and didn't retaliate to his taunts. Instead he paid for his cab fare home in a gesture of leniency and kindness.

by BJ-Knucklehead July 17, 2017

blagger

Someone who could sell ice to the eskimos

That car salesman is right fucking blagger

by Gamberro December 25, 2003

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin

by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010

backseat blogger

Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.

"Hey you shouldn't write about that kind of junk in your blog!"
"What a backseat blogger."

by FataMorganaPseudonym January 18, 2008

eyes bigger than belly

When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.

I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.

by Online Fan February 2, 2017

bigger person

the person who is more mature than the opposite person, the person who makes more mature decisions.

Tyler made fun of Dannie, later on, Dannie overheard someone making fun of Tyler. Dannie stuck up for Tyler, althought they were not friends. Dannie became the bigger person.

by Kristie April 5, 2004