When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
by that engel guy March 21, 2012
Get the Blinding Python mug.1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009
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The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.
Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.
by @24k October 26, 2010
Get the Matrix Bending mug.Drinking so much alcohol, that you begin vomiting so profusely that the acid in the vomit burns your nose and you begin to have a nosebleed while vomiting.
Last night Brandon drank 3 bear fights in 45 minutes and got nose-bleedin' drunk in the parking lot.
by austintx2011 July 20, 2011
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Get the Your sneaker is bleeding mug.You had been broken so many times. You still loved him knowing you were both broken. You had a broken soul, he had a broken heart, but you stuck together... until he left.
“She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart, even when he left and made her bleed even more.”
by Brokennn November 5, 2020
Get the She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart mug.ukr. ble’dina — a noun that is used by Ukrainians to identify a russian missile. Was specifically used during air rides to warn civilians about the flying missiles across the country. Roughly can be translated into “deadly ugly fucking bitch”
First was used as a term to describe air raids in Kharkiv group on Telegram “Huyeviy Kharkov” although spelled in russian as blyadina because it is a russian speaking group (Kharkiv is mostly russian speaking city, although many people are trying to forget it there now).
First was used as a term to describe air raids in Kharkiv group on Telegram “Huyeviy Kharkov” although spelled in russian as blyadina because it is a russian speaking group (Kharkiv is mostly russian speaking city, although many people are trying to forget it there now).
by ukranianwomanofkharkiv May 6, 2022
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