Beemis

A fat hulking black woman with an afro

That ho is a fat Beemis

by Jim Bow November 3, 2004

Blenis

A stupid person, kinda how you might call a capable person retarted to say there dumb or did a dumb thing. Also used if person is very ugly.

What a blenis he is.

by Matthew111 December 2, 2007

Max Bemis

1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.

2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.

1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.

2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.

by GAYLEY. January 18, 2009

blenis

large black genitals

Jason Hames loves blenis in his mouth

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

blenis

A carrot.
Slang: male genitalia.

This is a delicious blenis.
You are a real blenis, Bobby.

by hOO bEz February 8, 2007

bemis

I stupid word for penis. Used by people acting silly, or insulting one another.

HAHAHA, that bitch loves the bemis!!!
Oh my god, William is such a bemis!

by Jack Tutolus May 4, 2006

the old max bemis

To kill a female with your penis from sexual intercourse.

Yeah I'm gonna give that bitch the old max bemis!

by mr. dc January 16, 2009