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Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.
John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder
by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011
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Bleeker

one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.
Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.
by Miguel and Alyssa April 21, 2008
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bleeder

it's worst than a pussy. it's a freaken bleeding pussy.
Don't be a bleeder.
by sirkorn4 September 10, 2010
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bleeper doodle

Someone who cusses, or uses profanity often.
Person 1:"Tim is such a bleeper doodle"
Person 2:"I know, he can't go one minute without cussing."
by CornIsMmmMmmGood April 27, 2011
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Bleeder

A bleeder is a person who takes off people, either money or resources and drains them like a parasite would.
That guy doesn't work much he just takes off others he's a right bleeder!
by summit junkie October 4, 2016
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Bleeder's

60 mg OxyContin pills that are colored red. When you take the red coding off of the pill with your mouth to erase the time release it runs off and bleeds.
ME: Yo Im tryin to take a trip to Ocean City right about now , you know what Im sayin ?

You: Yeah I feel ya , my dudes got some bleeder's let go

Me: yessir
by sniffelzzz December 16, 2010
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bleeker

Goddamn bleekers coming in and riung my chi
by Brenan Chambers April 8, 2004
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