noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.
John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder
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ME: Yo Im tryin to take a trip to Ocean City right about now , you know what Im sayin ?
You: Yeah I feel ya , my dudes got some bleeder's let go
Me: yessir
You: Yeah I feel ya , my dudes got some bleeder's let go
Me: yessir
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