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bleeding vagina

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.
Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.
by tinnican February 11, 2006
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Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.
"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"
by partycr3w February 8, 2013
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bleeding ears

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido
oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
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Bleeding Phoenix

A sexual maneuver in which, when close to climax, one slits the throat of his/her partner and the proceeds to light him/her on fire.
Jesus, does anyone actually do these things, like the bleeding phoenix?
by DJ Casper August 26, 2007
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Bleeding Wound

I need to get some pads, my wound is bleeding again.

A "Bleeding Wound," is also know as a "Vagina." a.k.a. Pussy
The idea is: Vagina's look like cuts, (wounds) and when the female has her "Time- of- the- Month," it's natural to say it's a wound.
Girl on Period: My wound is bleeding.

Guy: Don't be such a "Bleeding Wound," and do it already!

Kid: What a "Bleeding Wound."
by ldelvalle July 31, 2009
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Breading

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)
Yo Pablo! Are you breading?
by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019
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blading

just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."
bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."
by blading forefather August 11, 2022
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