Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa
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"Nah I don't like squiggley blowfish"
"Yo where can I get some squiggley blowfish"
"Your Mum's squiggley blowfish is the shit!"
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"Yo where can I get some squiggley blowfish"
"Your Mum's squiggley blowfish is the shit!"
by Prof.Pitzmagitz February 28, 2013
Get the Squiggley Blowfish mug.The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016
Get the Angry Blowfish mug.A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.
by CJ October 5, 2003
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I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.
Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."
"Blaft ya later!"
"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"
I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.
Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."
"Blaft ya later!"
"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"
by iamthecheese March 10, 2009
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Coined/popularized on Futurama.
Coined/popularized on Futurama.
Fry: Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great!
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.
by Enward November 9, 2005
Get the blowful mug.when you look like a blow fish and flamingo put together. so if you have big cheeks and you are wearing pink you are a blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.
vicki: your cheeks look mighty big today
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo
by paris akbann July 3, 2008
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