Barrington

(Bah-ring-ton)(usually with an aristocratic accent and an accompanying eyeroll) a town in Illinois populated by an abnormally large amount of rich people who lack social skills to realize others don't have the same wealth and priveledges. Many people there gossip and stab you in the back, more than you would typically expect in a high school. 5 suicides have occurred in the past 2 years.

"Since the economy tanked, I can only go to Italy for 1 week this year! Boo hoo!"

"I've never been out of the country before..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, you must not live in Barrington."

by TransplantedAgain August 20, 2009

Blairing

The act of completely ignoring someone and ridding them from your life for a period of time. Often occurs when things get too awkward or too serious in a relationship. The verb is to Blair

Wow, you are completely blairing him. What did he do to upset you?

by Samberson April 5, 2010

south barrington

the most ethnically diverse section of barrington in that there are rich brown people, rich asian people and rich white people all living together having money fights while the children talk about how they will become doctors or lawyers just like their parents.

Me:Dad can i take the Mercedes? i want to hang out with my brown friends? we also might go over to a friend's house to make roti, i won't stay too long because their house wreaks of curry
Dad: of course, there is no other way to get around south barrington

by fourtimes December 31, 2012

Paul Blarting

A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.

I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!

by Streisand420 July 20, 2010

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009

Barrington

A small town in New Jersey in which kids go to Haddon Heights High School. There the kids are known for having good hands(meaning they can catch) and giant penises. Only the best are from Barrington. Also, Barrington is known for having extremely fast white kids.

Matt: Hey look how good Shane is at catching the football.
Jeff: You should see his penis.
Bob: Of course, he's from Barrington.

by Steve Novak April 14, 2006

blairing

When a girl is wearing a low-cut shirt and purposefully bends over in front of you, practically begging for you to look at her tits, but she tries to play it off like nothing has happened. Usually done in an effort to attract attention. Derived from the last name of a former secretary of the Columbus Clippers.

Office productivity may be at an all-time high since that ditzy secretary left, but I sure do miss the daily blairings.

by Mr. Armageddon February 10, 2007