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Tarte Blanche

tahrt blanch, blahnch; tart blahnsh
The complete absence of restriction granted to any attractive intoxicated female who is desired by mostly everyone in any social situation. A exception from normal and acceptable behavior given to another person to do whatever she pleases, based solely on her desirable, and often slutty appearance.
That hot, drunk, chick dancing on the bar just knocked over everyone's drinks, puked a little and all of the guys are cheering for more and buying her more shots. I guess she's got tarte blanche tonight.
by flezmo April 21, 2011
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Blanche

by dopalope February 19, 2009
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as close to perfect as one can be. Flawless.
Wow, that chick is blanchet
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Blanchita

a white asian girl dating a latino guy.
Kimberly Milligan is a blanchita

look at that blanchita ! uiish ;)
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gay blanchette

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
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Blanchard Oklahoma

A Small town in Central Oklahoma, just 15 minutes from, known, Norman, Oklahoma (home of OU). I have lived there for 18 years, grew up here. Its one of those towns where everybody knows everybody, literally, and their addresses, and their past. Its a quickly growing town, but still only 2 stop lights. It has a subway, and sonic, and other than the family owned restaraunts thats about it. Its a charming place to live, and the schools are nice and small. Though because everyone knows eveyrone, the teachers dont take their job that serious, and a few have been fired for having affairs, and or, sleeping with high schoolers.(like i said, everyone knows everyone). Though it is just a small town containing one grocery store, and 2 gas stations. It has appr. 8 churches. Very much into their religion (tho the kids are awfully rambunxious) I would never call anywhere but here my hometown. Even tho i am living in korea for 2 years (husband in the army). that is my home.
by Amber McKnight August 10, 2008
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fat blanchard

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.
"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"
by Dual K October 23, 2006
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