blaps

a piece of fake crack,anything that can be passed of as a rock to the unwary buyer

i sold em two blaps for forty and the dumb motherfucker came back and bought another

by e-z- money September 28, 2003

blap

A word used to blank out certain prophane words from daily conversation.

Shut the blap up!

Go blap yourself!

Blap you! Pay me.

by J.A.Wright April 19, 2006

Blap

Blap, a sound, not to be mistaken for "blat" which is failed attempted at copying blap.

BLAP BLAP!

by TheRealBlapBlapPewPEw June 7, 2011

blap

for one to have excessive blappage or blappagry.
the art of blapping upon ones face, genitals, or anus.
To excreet bodily fluids into ones face, genitals, or anus

ZT was on the dance floor tryin to get his dick blapped.

by younglacey March 29, 2008

blap

Name of an up and coming rap group from the LUTON AREA AN' TING!

Blap your mother,
blap your mothers mother.
Blap your mothers mothers pet budgie.
Blap.

by Tommie C and MC Sween November 27, 2003

blap

shooting your mouth off when you're an obvious dumb fuck.

Jethro: "Eminem is a great lyricist, but he sucks".
Bobby: "What the fuck? You are a dumb ass. Check that mouth of yours before you blap".

by elitewan June 10, 2009

Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 31, 2011