Anus blasted

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.

"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."

by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015

getting blasted

Getting drunk, or Getting stoned

You lost your job today, and I have alcohol. Tonight, we're getting blasted!!!

by jay-boogie March 10, 2012

Blasted

To have/get a tatoo

Im about to get blasted when i turn 17

by NERD 80's beastin October 16, 2008

blasted

Very very crunk. Drunk or high, or anything in between.

I'm so fuckin' blasted.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008

titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.

E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"

by The boob man March 12, 2015

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009

Blasted On

Getting owned in the face. Being shown you are inferior by way of domination or ownage. Owning someone and being political at the same time. Swinging your cock around over your head at someone.

I blasted on this guy at work. I just blasted on a guy in an e-mail. Blasted on SON! Jason H. Just got Blasted on!

by SpRoUsA March 19, 2008