Fuck Berry

Noun <fuhk ber-ee> - A pair of black and blue berries.
Location- Naturally growing in cafeterias of schools or institutions, but usually only appears for small groups of people discussing their hate for 'lesser beings'
Adjective <fuhk ber-ee> - 1. Used to describe people that can not do anything they are told at all especially when the task is easier than any other task that could be issued in the history of the world.

2. Used to describe someone who you do not respect at all.

3. Used to describe someone that is a complete waste of life. (Completely a waste of life, not just some one that is a little silly, stupid, or disliked)
Verb <fuhk ber-ee> - To make some one's life a living hell.

If used as a noun -correctly- in a sentence it would appear as: " Look at these fuck berries, I found them in the corner of the cafeteria."
If used as a adjective correctly in a sentence it would appear as: 1. " Steve! How could you be a complete fuck berry?! I asked you to stack the trays and you could not even do that!"

2. " Remember my ex the fuck berry?"

3. " Jeff is such a fuck berry. He does nothing with his life, but sit around all day and mooch off of everyone. He hasn't even given back to the community."
If used as a verb correctly in a sentence it would appear as: " I'm going to make the guy's life a complete fuck berry."

by Archbishop Funkmaster Duggan August 20, 2013

acai berry

Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.

Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

berryton

A person who has an excessive amount of spots on their back. They can also have spots on their face and legs.

"Oh my god, that guy had a backful of spots, he was a right berryton!"

by Jambalaya234 July 9, 2006

Barry Bee Benson

our all seing lord and saviour. bow down to him and worship the true god

i worship barry bee benson

by swegmasta420blazeitqwikscoper February 27, 2017

Barrymore

Verb - to barrymore. to anally violate someone so vigorously that they end up with severe pain and - in the worst cases - spinal damage

See him? I Barrymored him. I doubt he can even walk yet.

by MrEvilKev January 20, 2011

big balls barry

Sexiest Man alive and has turned a total of 100000000 men turned gay because if his tits

Big balls Barry made me gay

by Ispamwalls May 6, 2020

barry scott

Barry Scott is a fictional person, who presents the Cillit Bang adverts. Played by Neil Burgess, he is famous for saying "Hi, I'm Barry Scott", "Bang! And the dirt is gone!", showing how quick rusty pennies can be cleaned, and for generally being loudly over-enthusiatic about Cillit Bang.

Hi, Barry Scott here, asking if you have problems with limescale, rust and ground-in-dirt. They're a challenge for some household cleaners, but not, for Cillit Bang!

by Tom Dubya July 16, 2006