Ian Birked

Ian Birked - When a police officer needlessly kills a citizen in a bizarrre, cowardly manner e.g. Seattle's Officer Ian Burk killed a native carver, John T. Williams who was carrying' a legal 3 inch knife and wood block. Birk, after warning the deaf and inebriated Williams 4 times in 4 seconds, shot Williams 4 times and killed him. On February 17, 2011 Ian Burk resigned from the Seattle Police Force after Seattle Police Chief John Diaz stated: "John T. Williams did not pose a threat of serious harm to the officers or others." Adding: that "Birk did not follow department policy when he used deadly force." When done by a citizen it is Code 187: Death, Murker, Kill. King County procesutors have refusee to prosecute Ian Burk.

She: I heard a Seattle cop killed a wood carver who was deaf and drunk after giving him 4 warnings in 4 seconds.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk.

by theangrymonkey March 4, 2011

Birkerod Gymnasium

Located in Birkerod, Denmark.

Filled with cake-face "dullers" in the danish system.
Home to the I.B. system and the pre-I.B.'s.
Birkerod's politiparken is the new Norrebronx.

Kostskole/Boarding School:
A place for drug tests, warnings, and C-hall sluts.
Where all the parties are, a hotel for the non-boarders.

"Birkerod Gymnasium is so kickass."

by ehabempire. September 6, 2009

Birkencroc

A combination of Crocs and Birkenstocks. The most unattractive yet deceptively comfortable footwear imaginable.

These Birkencrocs sure make running from the Fashion Mafia a hell of a lot more comfortable!

by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

Birkin

the holy grail of handbags, made by French leather goods company Hermès. available in several types of cow & goat leather as well as ostrich, lizard, crocodile, alligator and toile. each birkin is made by hand by a trained craftsman & stitched together using a single continuous thread throughout the entire piece.

every fashionista dreams of owning a birkin one day, but only a few are ever able to purchase one

by hfsh March 26, 2010

i got up out my birkin

What lil tjay be saying in his songs. But its lit

I got up out my Birkin, it's workin'
She said she a virgin, it's hurtin'

by Justin Na September 8, 2020

Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

birkitt

The act of oral love performed by a female on her male companion; preferably in the back seat of a car

Boy 1: Man, went up to the park for some serious R&R with her last night

Boy 2: Did she give you a Birkitt?!

by Mr Plums of London Town April 20, 2008