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Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.
by Smokey March 3, 2005
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Birthday Immunity

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.
joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!
by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010
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Birthday

The day people celebrate every year, forgetting that they are actually celebrating the day their suffering officially began.
Jack: Hey Tony what are you gonna do on your birthday tomorrow?

Tony: Bruh, I don't do birthday's coz I don't wanna celebrate the day my suffering began.
by Naughtyboy78 September 24, 2021
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BioShock Infinite

A first-person shooter with the most amazing gameplay and story I ever seen. You are Booker DeWiit who has to find a girl to wipe away a gamblimg debt it takes place in Columbia a city in the sky that succeeded from the union, so the best way to describe the people that live there are The Flying Racist!!! and the best part of the game is that you get to shoot them on the face with carabines, hand cannons, shot guns, sniper rifles or you can make them shoot themselves on the face with Vigors!!! another awesome type of weapon in this game.
Call Of Duty Black Ops 2= Had 20 hollywood writers and still had a shitty story
BioShock Infinite = A couple of creative people and it had a one of the most original story on gaming
by XDaisuke117X August 9, 2013
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Birthday Mode

A mental state indicating a period of intense revelry and hardcore drinking on the part of one or several people.
Jonno: “I’ma go into Birthday Mode this Saturday
Blizzle: “Oh man, is this gonna end with neon-colored vomit all over your room…again??
Jonno: “Dude, that was Neil’s last Birthday Mode”
by blizzlinBR January 19, 2009
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birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.
My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.
by pheiticeira February 25, 2011
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Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.
“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”
by impotate April 16, 2011
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