Biology Teacher

We all love biology...

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow

Biology Teacher by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019

Biology Teacher

Teachers that are typically male oriented, Over-enthusiastic cool people that can shred on the drum set!

"Person A: Hey have you seen our biology teacher rip it out on the drums lately?"

"Person B: No, but I'd fo sho start a band with him"

Biology Teacher by robo-dawg October 4, 2009

Biology Class 

1.Tourturein the form of extreme pain and slowness. Often thought by completly overenthusiastic, and nerdy teachers.
2. An exuse for Scientists to have students sit in a class room and say they taught you something.
3. The presence of pure evil in the form of living organisms and pinheaded teachers.
4. See Chemistry , satan

1. Sam didnt study at all and got a 100, i studied for 5 weeks and got a 72!!
2. "The Cell wal....." Student interupts "Just shut the fuck up noone cares about biology"
3. "What do you have next?" "Latin. You?" "Biology Class..." "Dude that sucks even latin pwns Bio...thats sad."

Biology Class by Scottie Williams October 5, 2005

Biology Homework 

We had to do dishes...

Me and Taylor had Biology homework due at 11 so we couldn't come to Mugshots.

Biology Homework by trollingtothemax October 23, 2011

biology lab 

A class where you get fucked up at nights, grade - raped, huge eye bags and in consequence very bad mood. Still, you can learn some good stuff for your future career.

Ex:
Guy who doesn't study biology: Yo! Did you finish your biology lab report?
Guy who studies biology: Fuck you and your life!

biology lab by IIVM October 12, 2015

Biology sauce 

Sauce made out of the human.

Ahh John made biology sauce on your white bread man wouldn't eat it

Biology sauce by I'm not THAT racist March 18, 2022

Biology 231 

The most fucking unreal class on the planet. Although boring as fuck, and has no hot and horny girls!!!

Fuck, this Biology 231 class is fucking bawls

Biology 231 by Bogatyrov March 2, 2009