Bingle-sess

When you're pissed off about how a friend/foe got laid and you didn't. Or anything else sexual like that.

Guy 1: " Ya man I totally got a blowjob last night!"

Guy 2: " I am feeling the bingle-sess..."

by Jackoff matt December 19, 2009

bingle

n. an overwhelming sensation of love and affection towards someoene or something, a state of uwu n being super soft towards every action the other person does

v. sending someone all your love or to show someone that you only think of them n adore them no matter what

hala said to her undying love towards ahad, "you are the cutest bingle bean I've ever met n no matter what I will always bingle you"

ahad, was in an state of uwu n bingle

by bingle bean December 17, 2018

bingle

The act of poking another's bumhole (over pants) with your finger, while exclaiming 'bingle'!

Lisa said "Ouch my bum hurts" after Beck bingled her.

by Rob Stageber November 12, 2008

binglespeak

The act of mispelling words in online chats by accidentally hitting the wrong keys.

"What is yakle" It's binglespeak for take.

by TheJoe February 10, 2005

Bingled

To royally screw up in disappointing fashion

Fried Biscuits bingled the easiest level of Mario Sunshine again

by DefinitelyNotShadowKillerRB August 28, 2022

Bingley

a n00b on toast
she likes to tie pubic hair in knots with her tongue and is secretly a lesbian because her boyfriend dresses up like a woman.

"bingley! STOP TOUCHING ME!"

by EmzyyElectric && BingleyBOOM February 4, 2009

bingle-cram

Stuffing a sexual partner's asshole with lunchmeat and mayonnaise, and eating it.

She gave me a really good bingle-cram last night, and I can't get this salami smell off of my body.

by crumblebucket February 15, 2010