bloatmobile

a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.

My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.

by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009

Bilateral Bitch

An "insult" to be used strictly for mindfuckery against mildly intelligent individuals who will pause to figure out what the Fuck you just called them

Sally: get off the pong table it's my turn

Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch

-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called

by TMFW February 5, 2015

Bloath

'Bloody Oath'

'St George are so good'

'Yeah bloath'

by johnooooooistheman October 3, 2017

Bloatmeal

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.

Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"

by Mark2020 January 3, 2019

BloatJob

When it’s a girls first time giving blow and she doesn’t realize you’re supposed to suck, and instead she blows. This causes your dick to rapidly inflate which will greatly increase the psi inside of your shaft. To prevent any future issues you can dick-burp.

“Bro my girl gave me a BloatJob and I couldn’t release all the trapped air. When I went to the hospital they had to stick a straw down my urethra to get the excess air out”

by TMoney769 August 26, 2023

Facebook Bloat Syndrome

Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.

Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.

Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?

Jack: 2

Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.

by BoatGoy April 15, 2011

goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018