big mac

a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death

what happened to jimmy?

he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(

by dildo mcdillington August 14, 2008

bigmactime

mega chad 6'0 allah worshipper. anytime he's not worshipping and praying, he's killing orphans in minecraft. don't anger a bigmactime, or it will find you in real life

yo, that guy over there is a total bigmactime.. i dont wanna anger him

by thisnamereallydontmatter-_- October 21, 2020

Big Mac

Someone whos very fat, and very short e.g. looks like a big mac.
Someone who loves McDonalds and Big Macs.
Some combination of or all of the above

Did you see E. Kapusta? He's such a big mac!

by Da Khaliva March 23, 2013

Big Mac Batter

When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.

Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter

by Underskor September 21, 2015

Bigmaschlong

The biggest schlong (penis) in humane existance. No schlong has ever been bigger.

"have you seen the schlong on Oles?"
"yeah I've heard its a proper bigmaschlong"

by Toniest Ball April 7, 2021

bigmannaj

financially, independent boss man

e.g. that’s a bigmannaj right over there.

by dontchatwaff November 12, 2022

serbian big mac

The romantic act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then treating your date to a delightful frozen novelty right up the shoot!

Daniel is so sexy and worldly! Last night he treated me to a Serbian Big Mac!

by Patsy Poo August 10, 2017