bipolar texting

When somebody texts you and you text right way then they take 30+ min to reply

She's good bipolar texting.

by Swagagentp April 25, 2015

Bipolar Rocket League

The act of a person playing for both teams simultaneity in a game of Rocket League.

Bro, how you gonna own goal after hitting a flip reset, are you playing Bipolar Rocket League?

by _Burrito November 20, 2020

COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!

by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020

Bipolar Bitch

A woman who changes her mind about her feelings CONSTANTLY. One second she's literally begging you to go out with her, the next minute she hates your guts for saying yes. It's worse than just PMS and lasts much longer. Being a bipolar bitch does NOT actually mean they are bipolar medically just that this is part of their personality.

My ex was a bipolar bitch. She begged for me to go out with her when I already had a girlfriend, and then when I actually dated her much later on after she started begging, she hated my guts within a week.

by nowweallscreamhello November 12, 2011

Biodroid

An android with organic parts. An android typically has no organic parts. This leaves the word "cyborg" too ambiguous. It could refer to a person with robot parts, such as Will Smith in I, Robot, or a robot with organic parts, like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator. "Biodroid" allows for the distinction between the two...

Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator is a prime example of a biodroid.

by Some robot January 28, 2008

Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.

Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.

by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011

featherless biped

A human being, as said by Plato, until Diogenes "persuaded" him into changing it to a featherless biped with broad, flat nails.

Plato said that a human was a featherless biped.
In response, Diogenes plucked a chicken and gave it to Plato, saying "Here is Plato's man!"
Plato then changed it to featherless biped with broad, flat nails

by Mr. Some1one October 27, 2020